Waking Up to Screams
Waking Up to Screams
Waking up to screams was never a good thing for the finicky J.W. Blanchard. His tastes for screaming mornings had diminished when the last fruitloop in every box was gone from the pantry.
In actuality, he had stopped eating fruitloops when he began his training for the UFC. He stood hour upon hour in the garage beating up on a large bag filled with sand and gravel. J.W.’s sensibilities had all changed over the past 12 months. It wasn’t much for him to walk into the drama-filled greenhouse whose exotic plant life consumed his every waking moment that was not filled with training and heavy metal memorabilia.
J.W. was an avid proponent of sporks over forks and he had long conversations about the topic with his bonsai plants. Being a large man himself, he had a particularly odd affinity for this miniaturized culture.
This is the first part of the biography of the man who began the bonsai cult phenomena that took over in western Alabama. It began with waking up to screams and ended with bonsai cult members who were obsessed with the UFC.
Strange but interesting beginning to the story….
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